A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..
my freshman year i expected to get w a boy so i decided to shave my butt but i couldnt see so i ended up cutting the inside of my buttcheeks and after i got out of the shower my buttcheeks scabbed together and i couldnt poop until i tore them apart
That was wild from start to finish
ethan frome and mattie planned to die together by sledding into a tree a friCKIGN TREe when i read that part i literally laughed out loud and threw the book across the room
people that make hot chocolate with water instead of milk